Things that need to go away for a long rest:
Orla Kiely and her expensive pears
Boots with buckles all over them
PJs with glitter and PJs with roll-up button tab straps
Anything with roll-up button tab straps
Nighties without rack support
Skirts that revolve because making a proper waistband is too much trouble
Blouses that don't button all the way up (I'll decide thank you)
Overtaking on a roundabout (you are all mad)
Layering: tight jeans tucked into tight boots covered with a thick woolen knee-length tube covering a long T shirt covered by scarves. For example. Can't breathe thinking about it.
You are welcome to add to the list.
Edited to add:
Is that a knitwear section or did Walgreens open its Halloween aisle?